Wow

So out of curiosity I went ahead and took some measurements. Some of the numbers were greater than.

• Neck 13
• Chest 37 (very surprised by this)
• biceps 11
• forearms 9.5
• waist 30 I can't even come up with a snarky comment for this.
• hips 37 (surprise surprise.. hello chocolate chip cookies! So we meet again!)
• thighs 23.5 (Commence the clapping of thunder)
• calves 13

I do have to say I have no clue if I measured properly or not. So it could go either way on that one. Tomorrow? Pictures... this is not going to be pretty.